Before I started reading articles (like this) about women’s complaints about bad sex, I always laboured under the legendary assumption that every other guy on the planet was an expert in pleasing his woman, both inside and outside the bedroom. That one of the many reasons I was being turned down without a second thought was because they took one look at me and thought, I don’t look ‘powerful’ enough.

Part of my coping mechanism for rejection by many women was to get over them by telling myself Whoever she does accept will have be the one to make her very happy in bed because THEY’RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!

So I’m surprised to read that men who are able to get the dates through their superior looks and seduction techniques but are dull as a lead bathtub during coitus actually exist.